Mission Statement
The mission of this site is to bring awareness to the Facebook group “Pennsylvania Arrest Warrants is really just David R. Kneller” which was formed to counter “Pennsylvania Arrest Warrants” misleading posts by proprietor Constable David R. Kneller.
We extend our gratitude to Mr. David R. Kneller for his commendable efforts in attempting to jam up his fellow Pennsylvania State Constables on his Facebook page (no comments allowed on his page). When he’s not investigating his constituents, he tirelessly finds other LAW ENFORCEMENT and other POLITICAL FIGURES to spread rumors about. His safe word is “allegedly”.

Joshua Mulligan Capias Lifted!
Former Constable, Joshua Mulligan has recently found himself the target of persistent scorn and harassment by fellow Constable David R. Kneller, who has developed a reputation among his peers as a “Blue Falcon.” Much of this harassment has taken place on Kneller’s Facebook page titled Pennsylvania Arrest Warrants, where Mulligan has repeatedly been subjected to public ridicule….
“Pennsylvania Arrest Warrants” starts rumor– spreads around the world!!
A recent Facebook post by “Pennsylvania Arrest Warrants” went viral on social media. You can find more info on X (twitter), YouTube, and Facebook.
Here is the text which may or may not be verbatim– it was obtained by this Facebook post and a video version can be viewed on YouTube here.
The Donkey King
Here is a short parable about a fictitious character name The “Donkey King”.
In a small but tightly wound community, there existed a self-proclaimed crusader—an anonymous vigilante reporter who went by the name Donkey King. His mission? To expose wrongdoings, stir controversy, and relentlessly hold his fellow citizens accountable, even when their missteps were accidents rather than crimes. He thrived on outrage, weaving narratives that turned mere mistakes into scandals.
One day, an ordinary man—a father, a husband, and a hard worker—unwittingly crossed Donkey King’s radar. Perhaps it was a comment, an offhand remark, or a simple disagreement. Whatever the cause, the man had made a fatal error: he had stood up to Donkey King…
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Negligent Mistaken Identity
In an effort to paint his fellow Constable Victor[…]

Spaceballs – Kneller
Just a little levity for fun.

The new and improved website
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