🚨 BREAKING NEWS:
Sources inside the Pennsylvania State Constabulary confirm that David has officially achieved Blue Falcon status — the highest honor for tripping teammates while claiming “teamwork.”
Investigators also report a small, nervous mole allegedly feeding him gossip in what experts describe as “middle-school espionage, but with worse handwriting.”
Analysts suggest David’s behavior stems from 174 advanced stages of Success Envy Syndrome — the urge to pull others down instead of stepping up. Think crab bucket, but with 64-bit Wi-Fi.
Meanwhile, Clark Kent continues his hard-hitting “journalism” career from home yielding about 4897 new visitors a month, courageously rewriting other people’s work and sprinkling in safe words for emotional comfort.
Yaay, you have 34K+ followers with 10 likes. Think about that, lol
Stay tuned for Constables On Patrol — Dave’z fav.
Remember this gem that proved who you are with the information below?
David R. Kneller – Pennsylvania State Constable, FBI Informant, stay at home husband/daddy, reporter
Sarah Hollinger Kneller – Wife of David, Drexel graduate, Engineer for High Construction Company, LinkedIn, Instagram
Home Address: 5 Century Lane
Newmanstown, PA 17073
(717) 808-8788 Official as per this RTK
(717) 949-8099 landline
David’s Birthday- February 03, 1977, born in Towanda, PA.
Last known driver’s license #- 8675309
SSN- Summer numbers🤣
Email- dknellerdesign@hotmail.com, davidkneller@yahoo.com, pa.constable@outlook.com
Wiki- https://en.everybodywiki.com/David_R_Kneller
** information publicly available at https://nuwber.com/person/563a7fa998f8a849c1c5f4c7, County records and a variety of RTK requests **
Parents:
Right-To-Know
Examples like this are why David is known within the small knit community as a “Blue Falcon”. There are MANY RTK requests from David for a variety of reasons, many of which concerns Constables.
10 years of emails? Have you nothing better to do with your life? Your family must love the time you spend on this nonsense.
Who is it?
David seems to write a lot about Judge Zola on Pennsylvania Arrest Warrants Facebook page. David is a self-proclaimed FBI informant, which he “accidentally” outed himself on his public platform (see above.) Could they be related?
First rule of being an FBI Informant, don’t tell people you’re an FBI Informant. LOL
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